* I have peed over the edge of the Grand Canyon.
* I once ate a dog biscuit by mistake. It looked like jerky.
* I have run for public office.
* A buddy and I went into a gay bar by mistake one time. Interesting.
* I did pay a guy to do some work before he did it.
* Have you ever gone the wrong way and claimed it was a shortcut?
* I did play a gold course backwards.
* When you're stoved up, you can take too many X-LAX.
* I have voted Democratic. To paraphrase Mark Twain, we shouldn't vote because it only encourages them.
* One thing I'm pretty sure of: Drinking a bottle of tequila can make you real stupid.
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I'm going to have to try harder!
Dumb mistake!!!!
"I once ate a dog biscuit by mistake. It looked like jerky."
But did it taste like jerky?
A bit different texture. But all in all, it wasn't too bad. I did have an urge to bark about two hours later.
The two were intricately linked. Very good observation.
I have forgotten the BW's birthday. "Calendar was on the wrong month." Still have not healed from that one.
Told the officer a stupid joke about driving too fast when he was standing by my window writing a ticket.
Voted based on TV advertising information.
A bunch too painful to even remember.