* I've never peed on an electric fence.
* I've never bought a boat.
* I've never ridden one of those mechanical bulls. Or a real one, for that matter.
* I've never gone anywhere early or late because of the time change.
* I've never ate more than one whole pie at a sitting.
* I've never watched a soap opera.
* I've never bought a gun thinking it would make me safer.
* I've never read the Enquirer or any other grocery store tabloids.
* I've never gone into a restaurant, ate, and walked out without paying. Knowingly.
* One thing I'm particularly proud of never having done: I've never voted Republican.