* Count backward from ten. If you get to eight, you're not so bad.
* Do you know who the President of the United States is? If so, you're likely to soon be depressed.
* If you have more than one person living in your body, kick out all but one. I would keep the one who claims to be God.
* If you are seeing things that aren't really there, don't get excited. Just double up on your meds.
* If you are hearing people talk to you when no one else is around, get out of the confessional.
* If you cuss people out for no good reason, or want to shot them, either find a psychiatrist or get a job at the post office.
* If your best friend is Mr. Coffee, well, it's time to start getting out more.
* You should know the year, month, and day. If you don't, you're either having sanity issues or you're retired.
* You're pretty much insane if you're not normal. You're pretty much not normal if you're reading this. Sorry.
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Already depressed.
Claims to be God? Am.
Already depressed.
Claims to be God? Am.
I like the things I see. You ought to be able to see how she can ...
They don't talk to me. I talk to them.
But it's so much fon to cuss and shoot.
Peever is my best friend. What does that mean?
Today is February 58th.
Who wants to be normal?
I think you've cleared normal.
10 - 9 - 4...
Whispered Promise and I have already decided we are good eggs but slightly cracked.
Belle and I believe we are CRAZY.
And like An Explorer, I laughed through the whole post ...
So there you have it!
(adjusting my tin foil hat)
Normal is as normal does!
Or is it ... Normal is like a box of chocolates ... You never know til you get bit!
Hugggggggggggggggz,
Taylor