Why not? Let's fight a war we started under false pretenses and know we can't win. Let's send more troops and have more of our young men and women killed and wounded on a battlefield leading to nowhere and destined to solve nothing. Let's ravage Baghdad until the very soul is wrung out of it. Mark Twain cuttingly offered this prayer for such misguided attempts at bringing about peace:
"O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire."
I can hear Bush uttering this very prayer last night prior to his show, totally misunderstanding the sarcasm intended. He seems to be like that. Totally misunderstanding nearly everything.
What's Going On?
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A LITTLE BIT OF RICH CAN COVER UP A WHOLE LOT OF STUPID.
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* Meaties: For those of you who are carnivores. Tiny morsels of beef, lightly frosted.
* Christian Flakes: A tribute to our right-wing, Republican friends.
* Fried Krispies: Tiny tidbits of anything that crawls.
* Iraqios: Explosions of taste in every bite. A tiny flag comes in every box.
* Tricks: Little honey coated sweeties, for adults only.
* Golden Grams: Measured energy in every bite. It's "high time" you tried some.
* Fruit Hoops: This one ain't for homophobics.
* Orgasms: These moan and grown in your bowl. Comes in variety packs suitable for any occasion.
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IF WE DON'T CHANGE OUR WAYS, WE'RE GOING TO END UP RIGHT WHERE WE'RE AT.
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* Consumption of alcohol may cause stupidity.
* The result of drinking this product may be pregnancy.
* Consuming this product may make you believe you are Superman. Please, do not attempt to leap off of tall buildings or pick a fight with anyone named Bubba.
* Use of this product by a minor may make you act like an adult.
* Consumption of this product may make you think four inches is actually ten.
* Excessive use of this product may make you pee your pants.
* Before drinking, remember, the life you destroy by excessive use may not be just your own.
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