1. Common stupidity: You can find these people everywhere. Butchers, bankers, candlestick makers. Common stupidity is as widespread as the common cold. And just as hard to get rid of.

2. Dumber than box of rocks stupidity: This would be like a lawyer turned politician. Such people are mired in the vastness of stupidity, and they'll stop at nothing to prove it. The funny thing is, they think they're smarter than everyone else, that's how stupid they are.

3. When you meet these people, you'll stop arguing against abortion. These people number about one out of every one-hundred. For some strange reason, they usually end up in charge of something. These are people who make it hard to argue against euthanasia.

IT DOESN'T HURT TO WANT, BUT IT'S SOMETIMES HELL PAYING FOR IT.

1. Loud motorcycles.
2. Watching and/or listening to George W. Bush give a speech.
3. Farting when you have diarrhea.
4. American Idol.
5. Extremely hot chili.
6. Super Wal-Marts.
7. Cold french fries.
8. Right-wing Christians.
9. Warm beer.
10.Signs.
11.Righteous ministers.
12.People who cut in line.
(Add a few of your own).

1. Whit's Whittling: I like Whit because he is so thorough in his analysis of numerous topics. And it doesn't hurt that I seem to agree with him a lot. He's the kind of guy I'd like to have coffee with every morning.

2. The Paradox of the Prankster: Hasn't posted anything lately. He does a wide range of things. I particularly like his pictures.

3. Crows Crossing: This site has been deactivated. I know he had several others, but I can't seem to find them. (Help!). I thought his stories were well written, and I have a fondness for crows. I pass thru Crows every time I go to Hot Springs.

4. The Sword of Justice and Other Stuff: Great sense of humor. I tend to agree with her a lot. A good mixture of stuff. I especially liked her trip to Hell.

FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY.