* Where else do you hear people yelling out, "Whore." I think the guys are just trying to chase the women off the course.
* An eagle is a bird everywhere but on the golf course.
* In professional tournament play, you keep your opponents score. If you make a mistake, your opponent gets disqualified. That ain't right.
* Where else do you hear words like shank, slice, and chili dip being used. Maybe a Jewish deli.
* Golf is not ranked as a very tough sport. On a scale of 1-60, boxing is ranked number one and golf number 51. I bet the researchers never got in front of John Daly headed to the bar at the end of a round.
* What the hell is a "casual" bunker? How can putting sand right in front of you ever be considered "casual?"
* Where else would you call something made out of metal a wood?
* The lower your score, the better. That doesn't happen in any other sport.
* There is a lot of etiquette involved in golf. Where else do guys worry about etiquette? "I'm sorry I was talking while you were hitting?" Who the hell cares?
* A wrong swing can produce ground flight that outdistances ball flight. The rule book refers to this as demolition of course growth, punishable by a two stroke penalty.
* Professional golfers are not allowed to ride in carts, but are allowed to hire some poor sucker to carry their bag. What's the deal with that?
* There are all types of devices that are suppose to help bad golfers become better. Bad golfers spend all kinds of money buying them. About all you get are bad golfers that are than broke.

* Bush, Rove, Cheney, Rumsfeld. Ministers of gloom.
* Eve would have been better off with the snake.
* Hell is no further down the road than the first hungry child, or homeless person, or lonely shut-in.
* Which is worse: A prostitute, a drug dealer, or a Fortune 500 CEO looting the company with outrageous salaries.
* Dying is not near as hard as living.
* Killing and destruction has always been a popular activity with humans.
* There is no necessity that the human race should survive. Time could care less.
* Which came first: Water, air, or management screwing labor?
* How did society come to believe that health-care is a privilege, not a right?
* If you find yourself in a state of mental confusion where things do not seem real, and are distorted and ugly, I would suggest getting out of politics if I were you.

Make someone happy. I'm not talking about tee-hee happy. Make someone feel like they are special. Make them feel like today is the best day of their life. The more you make people happy, the more happiness you'll find. Happiness is contagious. Happiness is what life is all about. For me, finding happiness is why we are here. Why we get married. Why we have children. Why we have friends. Why we fall in love. These things all present opportunities to find happiness. In the pursuit of happiness, there is no room for ugliness, hatred, revenge, grudges. Seek that which makes you happy, and leave the rest. By the way, what makes you happy?

I took the Whit challenge. I got 15 from the list he presented before I had to go to The Peevers All-time Favorite Boogie list. So here are my 30 favorites, the first 15 from Whit's list:
1. Blowin in the Wind, Bob Dylan
2. Crazy, Willie Nelson, Patsy Cline
3. Fire and Rain, James Taylor
4. Great Balls of Fire, Jerry Lee Lewis
5. Hello Dolly, Lewis Armstrong
6. Hoochie Coochie Man, Willie Dixon, Muddy Waters
7. Mr. Tambourine Man, The Byrds
8. Night and Day, Cole Porter
9. Light My Fire, The Doors
10. Once in a Lifetime, The Talking Heads
11. Piece of My Heart, Janis Joplin
12. Pretty Woman, Roy Orbison
13. Purple Haze, Jimi Hendrix
14. Tapastry (album), Carole King
15. Angel From Montgomery, John Prine, Bonnie Raitt

And from The Peevers Hippy Dippy Boogie List:
16. Fat Man in the Bathtub, Little Feat
17. A Day in the Life, The Beatles
18. Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon and Garfunkel
19. Legend (album), Bob Marley
20. Dark Side of the Moon, (album), Pink Floyd
21. Moon Dance, Van Morrison
22. Hotel California, Eagles
23. Chicken Train, Ozark Mt. Daredevil
24. Stairway to Heaven, Led Zepplin
25. Paradise by the Dashboard Light, Meat Loaf
26. Like a Rolling Stone, Bob Dylan
27. What's going On, Marvin Gaye
28. I Can't Get No Satisfaction, Rolling Stones
29. Fire on the Mountain, Marshall Tucker Band
30. Hillbilly Stomp, Kid Rock

That's hard. I kicked in the last one on behalf of my new home state, Arkansas. You can't beat it.

ROVE RESIGNS!