MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR. HELL, DO BOTH. GET MARRIED.

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

It's anti-men day. Comes right before a harvest moon.

A clear majority of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck, which is becoming more and more difficult. The food pantry industry is the fastest growing business enterprise in America, thanks to Mr. Bush and his entourage of the rich and infamous.

-Latest approval rating of Bush: 24%
-The country is in worse shape than it was before Bush's Presidency: 66%
-Those that approve of his handling of Iraq: 29%
-Those that approve of his handling of the economy: 28%

The worst president in our history is going out like a true chump. He will end up with the worst approval rating of all time. Clinton went out with an approval rating of 66%. The moral of the story: Bush needs a blow job.

* everyone having a place to live.
* no one going to bed hungry.
* getting adequate health-care when you need it.
* a Department of Peace.
* no laws or policies being passed by Congress without first giving consideration to how they will effect seven generations.
* a college education being free.
* everyone having meaningful work and being paid a living wage.
* that we placed environmental concerns above profit.
* a fast rail train system between all our major cities.
* no person or family being able to accumulate over 25 million dollars in wealth.
* being able to retire after 25 years of work.

Someone imagined man going to the moon. Someone imagined a device that would store unlimited information and feed it back to us instantly. Someone imagined a human heart could be fixed, or replaced by a mechanical one. Someone imagined a cure for polio. Someone imagined we could fly like birds. We no longer have to imagine these things. So the question becomes, why not the above? Imagine that.