Here are definitions for some of the words I use fairly often. This should help you understand the depths to which I go to give meaning to the ridiculous. For what else do we have but words?
* BushWorld: BushWorld is a place inhabited by rich people. Most were born rich, they didn't earn it. BushWorld is made up of such things as Wal-Mart, downsizing, political corruption, disintegrating schools, every child left behind, recession, prison crowding, minimum wage jobs, Halliburton, the Hurricane Katrina fiasco, money laundering, sweatshops, homelessness, a mortgage crisis, bankruptcies, corporate welfare, monopolies, war, torture, environmental catastrophe, terrorism, fear, illegal wire tapping, war, torture, a tanking economy, layoffs, unemployment, a right-wing Supreme Court, and a general gloom hanging over the land that saps everyone's energy. BushWorld is not a good place to live. Hell, it's not even a good place to visit.
* Conservative: While liberals tend to look forward, a conservative prefers to look backward for todays answers. Yesterday looks so much better than today or tomorrow. Being a conservative is not necessarily bad, it just seems such a waste of time.
* Democrat: (see Republican)
* Dumber than a box of rocks: This is a person who has attributes of a nit wit, an idiot, a moron, and is just plain stupid, all wrapped up into one. A prime example would be our President.
* Flub-A-Dub: A Flub-A-Dub is similar to a fupa. It is a grave mistake, sometimes done with good intent, sometimes done out of sheer stupidity. To be Flubbed is to be held in the lowest of esteem, regardless of rank.
* Idiot: An idiot is a person who does dumb things, but not so dumb of a thing that they would be considered a nit wit. You can work with an idiot, although you have to use really simple words, like "Can you speak Mexican?" Or "My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a decision."
* Liberal: A liberal, most recently, is a person who is trying to behave like a moderate Republican, but who isn't very good at it. Today's liberals hate to be called liberal. I suppose you can't blame them. Being against capital punishment, war, torture, being pro-choice, supporting the separation of church and state, speaking out against poverty, injustice, corporate greed, racism, sexism, and demanding a sustainable environment, are all things you would hardly want your name to be associated with.
* Moderate: This is a person who can't commit to anything. "Gee, I don't know. I'm going to stay neutral. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings." This person dislikes confrontation, so they stay put right in the middle. That's ok, if boring is your thing.
* Moron: A moron is the worst of the bad. This person only recently climbed out of the primordial ooze. Morons are a dime a dozen in Washington. Seems there is one moron born about every three hours. And wouldn't you know it,they all want to become lawyers and politicians.
* Nit Wit: This is a person who may have Flubbed. Someone kind of like Gov. Spitzer of New York. A nit wit is not to be confused with an idiot or someone who is just plain stupid. A nit wit is really dumb. Death sentence dumb.
* Republican: A Republican is a person who loves big business, and is willing to finance them with our tax dollars. Republicans tend to favor war and a strong military. They dislike helping those in need. Most Republican politicians are more interested in being re-elected than they are governing. When left to their own devices, a Republican will always screw you. Never bend over in front of one.
* Right-wing Christian Soldier: A right-wing Christian Soldier is generally white, Christian, male, Republican, above age 50, and quite possibly may have had a lobotomy at one time or another. Right-wing Christian Soldiers believe the Bible to be the one and only word of God, Christianity to be the only religion eligible to get into Heaven, they read the Bible literally, except the part about coveting thy neighbors ass, and all show signs of having been potty trained in a rather harsh manner. When you cross politics with religion, you get a right-wing Christian Soldier.
* Stupid: Stupid refers to the simplest of dummies. Many people do stupid things. Not all of them are necessarily stupid, but probably.
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