The Christian, right-wing Republicans are talking about starting a 3rd party. I got some suggestions: * How about, " Christian Soldiers for Christ." You don't believe in Jesus, BANG! * I like, "Dobsons Dummies." That would be James Dobson, head of Focus on the Family, an ultra-conservative gathering of do-gooders from Colorado Springs. * They could go with, "Hillary Haters." These boys hate Hillary. An intelligent, articulate lady does not fit into their Bible. If she gets elected, I bet they all start peeing their beds. That will make me giggle. * The "Anti-Choice Party" would be a good choice. * How about "The Right-Wing Do-gooder Party That Thinks It Owns the Republican Party Party?" These guys preach family values while they're screwing the secretary. * Their pro-gun, pro-capital punishment, anti-government, anti-choice, anti-gay, don't invest in stem cell research, pro-war, anti-environment, anti-union, pro-corporate welfare agenda is quite appealing to candidates who can't think for themselves. They don't think they have anyone in the field who qualifies. Personally, I think Thompson, McCain, Romney, Hunter, and Tancredo would fit the bill just fine. * And I even found a theme song for them. Now that's what I call extending a helping hand to the brothers and sisters of Christ's army.
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